Tardmaster
The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.
"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"
tardmaster
1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.
2. One who excels in tardness.
Put the midget down, tardmaster!
tardmastic
A person who is the master at being icredibly idiodic and/or retarded.
you are such a tardmastic shithead!