tardtanic
when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub
"don't touch me tardtanic!"
Tardtanic
A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.
A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.