Tarenized
A temporary state consisting of confusion, disorientation, and a low degree of mental retardation.
In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".
The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".
In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.
A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.
Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.
Precautions include:
- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.
-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.
-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".
The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".
In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.
A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.
Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.
Precautions include:
- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.
-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.
-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
Joe took 3 days to recover after being Tarenized.
Taren
Super cool mofo who's tight with everyone. Good at everything he does. Charismatic,charming,daring, handsome and beastly.A person everyone wants to know. Good with the ladies. The loudest one in the room. Will back up his hommies, especially in a fight. Loves to party. Addicted to women. Self-centered sometimes. Never humble. Overall a person you need in your life.
Man Tarens the life of this party
Taren
Super cool guy NOT A WEIRDO! Tall and Asian. Did I mention cool?
Wow Taren is super cool and NOT A WEIRDO!
Taren
Someone born with a ginormous forehead
Is that Taren
Taren
Amazing guy with deep brown eyes. Great personality and very charming. Can cheer up anyone and loves to give hugs. Has some trust issues and has hurt many people do to not trusting them and has been through the same thing he has put others through. Very handsome and Very lovable. <3
Examples can't be compared to Taren.
Taren
Soviet LSD, still very popular in eastern europe, not fun to take...
Stick that Taren in your fucking ass to get high faggot...
Taren
Someone that tends to like guys with unibrows. She wishes she could have assless chaps like Kendall but sadly cannot. A fucking cool Cornholio, Antwon Bumblefuck, Johnson Fishcock, Phillis, etc. Is a very good bunny. Her shit isn't as hard to walk in as most people think =
Kendalls best friend, haha Taren