Target mom
Those basic white bitches who now occupy their time drinking wine walking the isles of target with their mom bods litening to 90s alternative rock.
Look at all those target mom's in the mosh pit at the Goo Goo Dolls concert.
Target mom
Basic white moms that do mommy blogs on Instagram. They live and breathe in that store while they sip on their Starbucks and check their Insta.
Kelsey: Time for another blog! Lets take our baby to Target and get Starbucks!
Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom
Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom