Tarpsmasher
someone that smashes tarps for a living, or a derogatory term for anyone and everything you don't like.
at a person: Yo Aaron, stop being a tarpsmasher and play League of legends.
at an object: This Tarpsmashing computer keeps deleting my porn when I'm looking at it!
at an object: This Tarpsmashing computer keeps deleting my porn when I'm looking at it!