Tartan Suitcase
The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.