Tartine
Over priced piece of toast with varying toppings dished up in hipster cafes and misleadingly sold as something potentially more delicious.
I paid $20 for a tartine and got this fucking bit of toast. Waiter.....
tartin out
to freak or flip out, or to get extremely excited about something
when ed saw wrecked car he was tartin out
Tartine au beurre
Someone that falls from an inflatable pyramid and bounces on the bottom of the pyramid to then bounce in a lake.
Felix is good at doing Tartine Au Beurres! He is Tartineaubeurring!