Tarvin
Sebacious substance found on or inside ones genitalia after raucous debasement of a coworker (or many coworkers, subordinates and complete strangers) while at work. This disease is strictly indiginous to the Fox Valley area in Illinois. Named for a stellar insurance executive, and all around swell guy who made this type of behavior an art form.
Oh snaaaaaap, I got that nasty tarvin all over me after giving it to that dolt Wimer Beesley about that sloppy amendment.
Halle Tarvin
Halle Tarvin is Beautiful. Amazing. She will just want to make you happy. Although she may be clingy at times, she'll always Love you. If you leave her, you'll crush her. She's a genius and can make anyone laugh. She has the most beautiful and big eyes you've ever seen. The perfect smile and teeth. She's been hurt and may take a while, but she's worth it. She's curvy and just great. She's a country girl that hates country music and curly hair. If you ever get a chance to date her, you'd be the luckiest guy I know.
Boy 1: "She's so perfect"
Boy 2: "Who? Halle Tarvin?"
Boy 1: "Yeah Man, how'd ya know?"
Boy 2: "Who? Halle Tarvin?"
Boy 1: "Yeah Man, how'd ya know?"
Tarvin Rex FC
football team owned by Simon Neugebauer. in the Chester Sunday league.
Tarvin Rex FC is a football group based in Chester and currently top of the Sunday League