tarv
is a total loser; someone who has no friends due to their own actions and/or practices
Dude, some tarv was talking to Brandy at the bar, and I could tell she wasn't into it, so I punched his eye, bent Brandy over a bar stool and railed her from behind.
tarving
so hungry you'd be willing to eat a bag of turtles. Or a brazillian... waxed or otherwise.
You gonna eat that? I'm tarving.