Tasch
Jizzing into food with the purpose of the act not being noticed by the consumers
Dude you pissed off that chef, I think he is going to Tasch your food D:
Ribena 'Tasche
Someone who has eaten out a girl who is on their period
Man Doug just ate out Stacy, and she's on her period! He definitely has a Ribena 'Tasche
D-tasche!
Just like douchebag but cooler because "tasche" is "bag" in german. this isn't an actual german word and makes no sense when translated. but it is used regularly on people who exceed the limits of douchebag-ness.
Waaay to take a wicked shit in my bathroom! God, Mihai, you're such a d-tasche!
Tasche
Tasche is the hottest most beautiful talented shining star there ever was. Watch out tho, if Tasche is around, everything else will look dull in comparison. A transcending rose
You are almost as bright as Tasche
Jasch Tasch
A bag typically rocked by jasch. It contains lots of interesting objects eg. the Schaschspiel. It‘s content also has the potential to causs lots of damge. You may not set it on fire, it‘ll cause explosion and more serious damage on human beenings. The Jasch Tasch is also a very potent weapon arsenal and one should not underestimate it‘s military usefulnes.
Person 1: look what I‘ve got in my Jasch Tasch!
Person2: Is that a Schaschspiel?
Person2: Is that a Schaschspiel?