TASMalleo
TASMalleo is both at the same time a cute nerd, a fuckable nerd, and an amazing nerd. He's best know of catching Chibi cheating TWICE in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. He's known to slay and attracts shiny mudkips.
Person 1: "Wow! I can't believe he noticed that! What a cute guy!"
Person 2: "Ya, he's such a TASMalleo!"
Person 2: "Ya, he's such a TASMalleo!"