tastual
A portmanteau of tasty and sexual. Something that is so delicious, you can't really describe it.
These red hot gummy bears are tastual.
tastual
Something that is intended to be tasteful but utterly fails, and is instead tacky.
A white-trash version of ghetto fabulous
A white-trash version of ghetto fabulous
Your collector plates are very tastual.
tastualize
To tastualize something is to try and think about what something would taste like. The tasting equvialent to visualize.
Person 1: "Do you think I should put mayo on my collard greens?"
Person 2: "I dunno I can't really tastualize that"
Eavesdropping Bystander: "Who the fuck eats collard greens?!"
Person 2: "I dunno I can't really tastualize that"
Eavesdropping Bystander: "Who the fuck eats collard greens?!"