Taterbating
The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.
Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.
Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"
Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"
Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"
Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"
Taterbate
When a bourbon collector masterbates while viewing their bourbon collection.
I'm going to go home, look at my Blanton's and taterbate.