tatey
someone who is an absolute idiot(tatey)
Bobby, you tatey!
tatey van
A van, which a man goes door to door selling potatoes in.
"Ey, did you catch the tatey van the other day?"
Tatey-Mush
someone who is a pile of idiot
Bobby is a Tatey-mush
Tatey Masher Torture Tool
A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D
Great Party Trick :D
Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!