Tatter-tot
Just like teabagging, except you do it with your salty u showered nuts
As soon I get home from workin this 12 hour shift I’m gonna tatter-tot Dennis while he’s sleeping.
tatter totted
To be smashed and forced into a cylindrical shape and fried or baked.
'Holy shit man, Fred was tatter totted.'
tattered your tots
To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tatter one's tots
Chris: "Ugh I hate you. You are so annoying."
Remzson : Geez, who tattered your tots?
Remzson : Geez, who tattered your tots?