taunched
Excessively intoxicated on alcohol.
My wife was haumping on me because I was taunched.
Taunch
Someone who frequently calls herself "the perfect child/person". Really good at hitting the wall. Normally can only be matched for sassy critique and intensity by Abby Lee Miller, professional dancer and criminal. Solid 6/10 at beer pong — would be higher except she hits the rosé too hard. Solid 10/10 person. Can often be found yelling "get rekt mayo", "shame little boys" and "that is not okay".
Flat Dad: "Taunch was fucked tonight, ay."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."
Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."
Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."
Tingy taunch
When you want just a smidge of the good stuff then you get it and it’s taunch (amazing)
This stuff is tingy taunch
Raunch-a-taunch
Anything catagorized by textures,smells,tastes or visuals that assault the senses in a particularly unpleasant fashion.
i.e.: An overly dramatic way to say "raunchy" or "gross"
i.e.: An overly dramatic way to say "raunchy" or "gross"
Tim: "Last night I got with this chick who smelled like a bag of fast food I left in my car for an entire july."
Ron; "Dude, that is so raunch-a-taunch"
Tim:"But I liked it kinda"
Ron; "You are a homosexual"
Tim: "You're cute"
Ron "Let's kiss"
Tim: "I love you"
Ron; "Dude, that is so raunch-a-taunch"
Tim:"But I liked it kinda"
Ron; "You are a homosexual"
Tim: "You're cute"
Ron "Let's kiss"
Tim: "I love you"