Tauon
Tauon, or the Tau Lepton, is the physical manifestation of all of mankind's ambitions and ideals. He is symbolic of all that we can possibly hope to achieve or accomplish during our brief existence in this universe. He is a projection of the astral plane, which has appeared with the purpose of guiding us towards apotheosis, or godly ascension. Those who choose to follow him will be bestowed knowledge and abilities that go far beyond anything they could hope to acquire through human means.
Tauon is the ultimate sex god, at one point averaging 2.8 million sexual encounters a night. However, he has recently made the generous decision of taking a vow of celibacy, so that all the other men on this earth could have a chance at getting laid.
Tauon is the ultimate sex god, at one point averaging 2.8 million sexual encounters a night. However, he has recently made the generous decision of taking a vow of celibacy, so that all the other men on this earth could have a chance at getting laid.
"Damn, Tauon just stole my girl" -Everyone
Tauon
A cosmic deity that precedes time itself, Tauon, alongside 16 other cosmic beings of insurmountable power, forged our universe as we know it today. Since the dawn of man, Tauon has been carefully guiding our technological development In preparation for an interstellar war that will span over millions of years to follow.
There is an old Chinese legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Tauon, because Tauon killed that man. Tauon ruled over the ancient dragons with an unwavering fist of tyranny, long before the age of man. This is precisely why the Chinese word for "Dragon King" is longwang.