Tawlet
noun (Tah-Let) 1. Southern ebonic pronunciation of toilet. 2. A place to poop in the south.
After that Chili Dog, I barely made it to the tawlet
Tawlet Sniping
While using a public restroom, when somebody isn't in close enough proximity to claim a tawlet, but you know they're heading that way; you quickly reach that tawlet before they do and claim it as your own.
Bob: "Dude, I totally tawlet sniped some dude in the bathroom at work. He was standing 4 feet from it texting, but I snagged it!"
Jim: "You tawlet sniping bastard!"
Jim: "You tawlet sniping bastard!"