taxibate
A process where one sits in the back of a taxi cab and pleasures oneself vigorously.
1.
Cab driver: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!"
Homeless man: UUgGHhhhgggUghUu!!!! Oh yeaahh!
2. To taxibate in a blue cab may be punishable by death
Cab driver: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!"
Homeless man: UUgGHhhhgggUghUu!!!! Oh yeaahh!
2. To taxibate in a blue cab may be punishable by death