Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters

"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"

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释义	Taylor Derangement Syndrome Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist) Symptoms may include: Heart palpations Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics Craving pumpkin spice Posting online rants Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters "Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!" "Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!" "I think they have TDS! " "Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!" "Bitch, you might have TDS"
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