Tazing Emu
To repeatedly electrocute your penis into an erect state. May use a defibrillator, car battery or toaster.
If you are going to use a toaster, you must be submersed in an ice bath and then drop the plugged toaster in. This works by chilling your penis until it is numb and then Tazing Emu with your toaster. Example: I'm going to taz emu.