Bigbuttheather
Bigbuttheather always wants icecream. Bigbuttheather is always complaining and nagging. Bigbuttheather has slept with half of the 3rd infantry. Bigbuttheather has evolved from 'chickenhead', to 'super chickenheaded hoodrat' status. Bigbuttheather would give head to the trashman.
"Hey bigbuttheather, when you're done taking out the trash and sucking off the trashman, would you please flush whatever it is you just left in the toilet ?"