Tea Bag Staining
Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!