Teacakes

Squashy small empty tits like a marshmallow teacake

The integrity of the tit just collapses at the slightest touch

Can I feel your teacakes ?

teacake

The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.

It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)

In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.

Teacake

sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum

wow sarah you look like a teacake!

teacake

Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!

Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?

Teacake

The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit

Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/

Teacake

To take part in the act of Teacaking.

He Teacaked the picture.

Byker Teacake

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.

"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."

俚语	tea cake
释义	Teacakes Squashy small empty tits like a marshmallow teacake The integrity of the tit just collapses at the slightest touch Can I feel your teacakes ? teacake The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside. If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake. When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie. It doesn't have currents*! (not if tha's from Barnsley) In a bakery :- You: Cheese sandwhich please. Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake. You: Teacake please. Teacake sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum wow sarah you look like a teacake! teacake Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake. a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly! Can I have a Bacon Teacake please? Teacake The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/ Teacake To take part in the act of Teacaking. He Teacaked the picture. Byker Teacake To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent. "fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."
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