Teacup Pigging

Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.

1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.

An act that is sexual in nature and preformed to the music of beck. Also used to refer to the impeachment of former president Bill Clinton since he is generally accepted as the one who made teacup pigging famous.

Genetically engineered in the early 1970s in response to popular demand for “things that are miniature” (see Cooper Mini, espresso, Lilliputians, etc.), the teacup pig became an instant “fan favorite” as a pet amongst “posh teens” given their “cute-little ears” and “cute-little snouts.” In time, the teacup pig’s role in society evolved, enjoyed as both an underground gambling sensation amongst inebriates due to the elasticity of their hip flexors, aerodynamic tiny tails and downhill running technique; later, for pig roasts within the midget community.

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

a sexual innuendo having something to do with Bill Clinton and/or Beck often indicating some sort of perversion or comical act.

AKA:

Teacup pigged
Teacupping
Teacup
TP

Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.