Teagus
An adjective to describe something really and totally awesome or cool.
You are so amazingly teagus!
Teagued
The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.
I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.
Teagued
To get stolen from by Jeff Teague.
Rondo dribbles down the court tries to crossover and gets Teagued!!!
teague
The ultimate of coolness. To do a Teague means the person must of done something which has really impressed everyone. It can only be a positive thing such as winning the lottery.
Oh man he won the lottery, he did a Teague!
teague
to burn someone, the ultimate con job.
Man he teagued his grandpa for over 100k, pretending to go to law school.
Teagued
To get caught in a meaningless long conversation. A conversation that has no point or the point is drawn out unnecessarily.
I was teagued by Franklin when he called yesterday. Anywho, I was teagued when Kate called this morning.
Teague
Teague is an amazing girl but she has thick thighs and a saggy butt. Guys want a teague for her sense of humor cuz she's hella funny. Everyone should know a teague cuz she is just as unique as her name. She knows how to chill but finds getting mad at you super fun. Not everyone will find that teague is their soul mate, but she's a great girl to have around
John: This girl teague in my science class is so fucking funny!
Matt: U gonna smash?
John: Naw dude she ugly as fuck but I wanna get down and just hang
Matt: U gonna smash?
John: Naw dude she ugly as fuck but I wanna get down and just hang