TeamLinz
TeamLinz is a group of high-class individuals. If you join this group you immediately grow 3 feet taller and become 10x more attractive, almost to a fault. This is primarily a women's group, but if you're a guy that wants to join, he would need to have a dick more prominent than the length of a tootsie roll. If you want to join, your name cannot start with "ga" or "ja". You also cannot be bald.
TeamLinz member: I love being part of TeamLinz.
anonymous non-TeamLinz guy: I couldn't join bc I have a little dick.
anonymous non-TeamLinz guy: I couldn't join bc I have a little dick.