teaspoon
verb, a modification of the spoon position. one lies on their side in the original spoon position and the other lies on their back knees bent up and over the others legs. perfected only with sundaying
in going to teaspoon the shit out of you next time i see you.
teaspoon
Being the 'little spoon' (on the inside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the teaspoon or the tablespoon?
teaspoon
The sexual act of cupping one's partner's (or partners') scrotal sac. It is often accompanied by a gentle vertical motion much like when weighing a mango.
"Get on your knees and give me a good teaspooning Margaret"
teaspooning
When one accidently pees a little, equivilant to a teaspoon, in their pants. This can be caused by laughing, farting, sneezing, and sometimes it just happens.
I laughed so hard i teaspooned. I secretly love teaspooning. I am a teaspooner and proud of it.
Teaspooning
Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...
I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning
teaspooner
Also called a vurp. A burp that is accompanied by vomit, about a teaspoon.
*belch* Eww, that was a teaspooner. I could taste my Lucky Charms from breakfast
Teaspoon leg
Running away, preferably accompanied with the sound of bongos.
Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.
Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.
British people: "Oi, what are you doing with our tea there, love?"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"