Teboned
When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.
Antonym - Lebronned.
Antonym - Lebronned.
Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.
Teboner
When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.
I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.
Teboning
The act of Tebowing while boning.
Rick is always Teboning in bed because he is thankful that he is able to bone his girlfriend.
Teboner
(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner
Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner
Teboner
The intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback Tim Tebow.
Dude!! Watching that comeback win the Broncos had over the Bears gave me a massive Teboner!!
Teboner
The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.
1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.
2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.
2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.
Tebone
A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.
"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.