Teboner
When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.
I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.
Teboner
(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner
Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner
Teboner
The intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback Tim Tebow.
Dude!! Watching that comeback win the Broncos had over the Bears gave me a massive Teboner!!
Teboner
The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.
1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.
2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.
2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.
Teboning
The act of Tebowing while boning.
Rick is always Teboning in bed because he is thankful that he is able to bone his girlfriend.
Teboned
When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.
Antonym - Lebronned.
Antonym - Lebronned.
Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.
Tebone
A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.
"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.