Tebowned
To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.
7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned
Tebowner
n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow
Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
tebowned
To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.
Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"
Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"
Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"
Tebowner
The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.
I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.
Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.
Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.
Tebowning
The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.
I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.
tebowner
when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner
ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)
this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.
this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.
Tebowner
1. When someone becomes excited over something Tim Tebow does.
2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.
2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow wins a game and everyone updates there Facebook status about how glorious he is. They have a Tebowner.
When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.
When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.