Tebowner
n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow
Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
Tebowner
The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.
I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.
Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.
Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.
Tebowner
1. When someone becomes excited over something Tim Tebow does.
2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.
2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow wins a game and everyone updates there Facebook status about how glorious he is. They have a Tebowner.
When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.
When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.
Tebowner
A massive erection received whilst watching Tim Tebow.
Dave enjoyed the game so much that he sported a Tebowner through 3 quarters of play.
Tebowner
(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with Brett Farve (John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).
"Man, I'm getting sick of listening to ESPN announcers get a Tebowner and talking about how he can singlehandedly run over through an entire NFL defense. Enough already!"
Tebowned
To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.
7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned
tebowned
To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.
Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"
Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"
Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"