Tebowning

The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.

I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.

Tebowning

The act of Tebowing whilst having a Tebowner.

Greg subconsciously found himself Tebowning after watching last nights' OT.

Tebowner

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

Tebowned

To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.

7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned

tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

Tebowner

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

tebowner

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

俚语	tebowning
释义	Tebowning The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot. I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes. Tebowning The act of Tebowing whilst having a Tebowner. Greg subconsciously found himself Tebowning after watching last nights' OT. Tebowner n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!! Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he? Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!! Tebowned To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana. 7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned tebowned To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow. Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!" Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!" Tebowner The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow. I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year. Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner. tebowner when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day) this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.
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