Technilliterate
Technically Illiterate--Doesn't understand even the simplest technology, such as Instant Messaging, or e-mail. Can't set up an iPhone.
Bob--"Hey Janice, IM me the address".
Janice--"How do you IM?"
Bob--"What are you, technilliterate?".
Janice--"How do you IM?"
Bob--"What are you, technilliterate?".