TECKNIC'D

Tecknic, really, is known for two things. Those being his unique characters, and doing odd things with those unique characters. As such, most of his writings are rather strange, but still simple to read due to his use of words and explanations that are easy for even the casual reader to understand. However, this particular term is derived from a habit of his, that being the addition of a single sentence to the end of his writings. Said sentence generally has nothing at all to do with the writing previous, and tends to be so utterly out of left field that it would leave even the most talented wordsmith scratching his head in bewilderment.

In it's first use, Tecknic wrote a rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw.

Other topics of TECKNIC'D sentences have included steps on making French Veil, the starting offensive line of the 1989 Denver Broncos, a list of the junk that a particular African-American woman keeps within her trunk, and a suggestion that kisses between puppies and dolphins may, in fact, save the o-zone layer.