tecticles
Spectacles for your testicles.
"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".
"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.
"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.