Ted Cruz Cancun Trip
A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.
Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...