Ted Cruz
A Ted Cruz is when you run away to Cancun instead of solving the actual problem.
Damn, she isn't in a good mood today. I think I'll pull a Ted Cruz on her instead of solving the problem.
Ted Cruz
When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche
"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
Ted Cruz
Some politic person idk, but i do know him by his rightful name... the ZODIAC KILLER! It has been proved, case closed, Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer. He is using his supreme artificial intelligence and strength to fight his nemesis, Sir Donald Trump, in the battle to win the presidential election.
#caseclosed #truezodiackiller #tedcruz2k16
#caseclosed #truezodiackiller #tedcruz2k16
"Who are you voting for"
"Ted Cruz"
"Who's that?"
"Oh, yes you'll know him as the Zodiac Killer"
"Ted Cruz"
"Who's that?"
"Oh, yes you'll know him as the Zodiac Killer"
Ted Cruz
The thing you say/call out at a party when you want everybody to leave.
Ted Cruz. Time To leave people. Ted Cruz. Put the drink down.
Ted cruz
The zodiac killer
Ted cruz is the zodiac killer
Ted Cruz
Also known as "Lyin' Ted", "Ted Scruz", "El Rato Cruz", "Canadian Ted", "Rafael Cruz", "Zodiac Killer", "Booger-Eatin Ted", "cheaTED", "Rat", "Pandering Cruz", "Five-Mistress Ted".
Ted Cruz holds the Bible up high, puts it down, and then he lies!
Ted Cruz
The Zodiac Killer.
"Ted Cruz, the dude who is the Zodiac Killer"