Ted Nougat

The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.