Teejasaurous Rex
A man that has a way with the ladies that makes other men jealous but is terrified of vaginas. He loves nights hanging out on porches with torches, burning witches to their scorches. Loves nipples, because without them tits would have no point. Wahooo.
The teejasaurous Rex walked into the porch ready to get crazy with nipples and torches while yelling.... "wahooo!"