Teemoitis

Teemo-itis:
A highly infectious disease originating from the Yortle species. One of the more virulent plagues in the League Universe the disease is spread aggressively by Yortle kind and passively between other humanoids. Very few are resistant to the more dangerous of the Teemo strains. The most dangerous ever discovered being the species "sovereign-us kitten-us" or "to be a dangerous furry one". The only known sure cure for Teemoitis is removing the poison and toxicity from your diet and quitting League.