teevy

One who makes too much eye contact in a men's public bathroom.

Someone who is tall and uncoordinated. Lacking any sense of hygiene. Chain smokes Marlboro Reds and loves Budweiser. Would have a mullet if it was socially acceptable. Usually drives Chevys. Typically a mechanic who loses everyone else's tools. Can be seen in the summer time wearing a cut off Budweiser bro-t and wearing square toe cowboy boots, but is also afraid of horses. Is extremely financially responsible. A real Jordan Belfort. Basically just super responsible for everything in general. Is usually leaking some sort of fluid or gas from his body at all times.