Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication

EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.

Telapathy

What happens to one when one can't be arsed to change the channel.

Little Johnny lost the remote control to his television set. Since he's too lazy to get up and change the channel, he has telapathy.

Telapathy

A psychic's lack of interest in or concern for things that others find moving or exciting.

The lady at the psychic hotline didn't care that I was going to die a horrible death at the hands of a polar bear. She's telapathetic.

Cruel, cruel telapathy!

TelaPathY

ThE CrazY shiT u N sumOne ThinK aBouT at The SamE TimE!!

BrITT: Kelly
Kelly: BriTT
Both: TELA-FUCKIN-PathYYYYYYYY

telapathy

When you can read someone's mind, but you just don't give a shit what's in it. When the crap in someone's mind isn't even worth reading. When you wish you couldn't read the crap that was in someone's mind.

"That Sookie chic on True Blood is all telepathic an' shit, but she should be using her telapathy more often because the characters in that show are as slow as slugs."

Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication

EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.

mental telapathy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, while remaining totally ambivalent to what is being detected.

Person 1: "Hmm..."

Person 2: "I know exactly what your thinking but I couldn't give a damn."

Person 1: "Why not?"

Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."

俚语	telapathy
释义	Telapathy The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication EXAMPLE 1 ME, ON A DATE: You look bored. GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?! ME: Telapathy GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you. ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't. GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny... EXAMPLE 2 DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds. PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word! DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture. PROFESSOR: :( ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy. PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom. Telapathy What happens to one when one can't be arsed to change the channel. Little Johnny lost the remote control to his television set. Since he's too lazy to get up and change the channel, he has telapathy. Telapathy A psychic's lack of interest in or concern for things that others find moving or exciting. The lady at the psychic hotline didn't care that I was going to die a horrible death at the hands of a polar bear. She's telapathetic. Cruel, cruel telapathy! TelaPathY ThE CrazY shiT u N sumOne ThinK aBouT at The SamE TimE!! BrITT: Kelly Kelly: BriTT Both: TELA-FUCKIN-PathYYYYYYYY telapathy When you can read someone's mind, but you just don't give a shit what's in it. When the crap in someone's mind isn't even worth reading. When you wish you couldn't read the crap that was in someone's mind. "That Sookie chic on True Blood is all telepathic an' shit, but she should be using her telapathy more often because the characters in that show are as slow as slugs." Telapathy The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication EXAMPLE 1 ME, ON A DATE: You look bored. GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?! ME: Telapathy GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you. ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't. GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny... EXAMPLE 2 DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds. PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word! DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture. PROFESSOR: :( ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy. PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom. mental telapathy The ability to be mentally telepathic, while remaining totally ambivalent to what is being detected. Person 1: "Hmm..." Person 2: "I know exactly what your thinking but I couldn't give a damn." Person 1: "Why not?" Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."
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