Telecoitus
Sexting, Phone Sex, Cybersex, sending dirty pictures, or any form of sexual expression facilitated by modern technology.
My girlfriend lives 450 miles away, so we're mostly limited to telecoitus.
Telecoitus
The lost art of telepathically entering a woman's vaginal region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real.
If your single right now, you need to learn telecoitus!