big dong

Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.

Nickname for the city of Jacksonville, Florida

Something you don't have

Multiracial terrorist group known for harassing minors in ROBLOX.

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.

A massive black cock

1. A mythical creature rarely seen by human eyes. Those whom have seen it were so mortified by the grotesque sight of its incomparable penis size run in fear from the massive mythical load believed to exist within the creatures mammoth nuts which kills all of those who come in contact with it.

2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.

3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}