Telehubby
when your husband (who is your dad) dresses up as a large yellow/green/purple/red baby monster and you are no longer sexually attracted to their intellect.
Smith: "Hey Helen, what is your husband-dad dressing up as for Halloween?"
Helen: "He is dressing up as the Yellow Teletubby."
Smith: "Oh! He is going to become a Telehubby!"
Helen: "He is dressing up as the Yellow Teletubby."
Smith: "Oh! He is going to become a Telehubby!"