Big Ed
Rhianna Kubish
Is that Big Ed or Rhianna Kubish over there?
Big Ed
Rhianna Kubish, Big and looks like Big Ed.
Is that Big Ed sitting over there or Rhianna Kubish?
Big Ed
JACK KUBISH
Jack looks just like big Ed and has no neck !
The Big Ed
When you're doing the Doggystyle on a girl and nut in her hair.
"Yo, I did The Big Ed with a girl last night."
big ed
noun - urban slang, meaning for to perform oral sex on a male, dick sucker, cock sucker, slob the knob, etc.
She gave him a "big ed" in the back seat.
That girl is fugly, I wouldn't even let her give me a "big ed".
That girl is fugly, I wouldn't even let her give me a "big ed".
Big Ed Moustapha
Big Ed Moustapha is the benchmark for greatness. See story:
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
For waiting behind door number three was probably the greatest gift ever available to mankind. That prize, was being granted the privilege of being allowed to smell the butt of The Big Ed Moustapha for an entire two minutes!!! You could hear the audience moan for miles! Poody’s heart sank. His feelings of sorrow and despair soon changed to anger and desperation. Eventually Poody had to be restrained and was forcibly removed from the studio. As he was being carried out, Poody was heard to be crying out: ‘I meant to say door number three!!’ ‘I meant to say door number three!!’.
bad big ed
A bad situation. Often involving room-mates, car problems, girl problems, etc. Sometimes related to bowel problems.
Archaic: The need to stop for gas whilst traveling long distances.
Origin: Big Ed's Gas Farm in the television show Twin Peaks.
Archaic: The need to stop for gas whilst traveling long distances.
Origin: Big Ed's Gas Farm in the television show Twin Peaks.
"What's your big ed?"
"I got me a bad big ed. I got bad hams, Helvis is in town, and that chicken sandwich from Wendy's ain't sittin' too well."
"Wow. That's bad. . .real bad."
"I got me a bad big ed. I got bad hams, Helvis is in town, and that chicken sandwich from Wendy's ain't sittin' too well."
"Wow. That's bad. . .real bad."