Bigelow
A person who has a bangin' ass body and has mastered the arts of pranking. Usaully smarter than everyone else and has a unique ability to make others around them feel stupid. tends to be more badass than a crawford.
Screw punk'd, you've just been Bigelowed!
Bigelow
a fat person.
oh my fucking gosh, she’s such a bigelow!
Bigelow
A trashy kid
yo a bigelow
Bigelow Coefficient
The use of a random number generator and the absolute value of a sum of numbers to provide reporting data for a company or organization.
Did you hear - the CFO was caught using the Bigelow Coefficient to make up the profit and loss statement
duece bigelow
You spelt his name wrong, mung-monger.
drop a bigelow
The equivalent of dropping a deuce, ergo a #2, ergo a bowel movement. Reference to Deuce Bigelow, thus dropping a Bigelow.
Dude, i drank way to coffee with those 20 bran muffins, i gotta drop a bigelow in the worst way!
Nicholas Bigelow
Has lots of acne and is someone you want to stay away from. He’s always daydreaming about something inappropriate so you’ll often catch him drooling.
Nicholas Bigelow is always staring at girls trying to get their number.