Ten and Dick
Masturbating while driving.
I drive with my hands on ten and dick.
Ten dick pterodactyl
Having to pee like a mother f#cker
I have to pee like a ten dick pterodactyl
Ten Dick Salad
A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.
Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
higher than a ten dick dog
A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked
Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.