Tender meat

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

Meat Tenderizer

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

meat tenderizer

Slang term describing a police officer's baton. The term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid bastard who desperately deserves it.

We loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer.

tender sweet meat

Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China.

Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.

俚语	tender meat
释义	Tender meat When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive. I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat. Tenderize the Meat The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you. Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat. Meat Tenderizer Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages. Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?" Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it." meat tenderizer A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft. Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer. - I know right Meat Tenderizer a female who makes all males around her soften their meat "damn did you see that girls rolls" "yeh she was a meat tenderizer" meat tenderizer Slang term describing a police officer's baton. The term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid bastard who desperately deserves it. We loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer. tender sweet meat Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China. Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.
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